Tour Manager, 2009
President, 2010

Hometown: Dallas, TX
Major: History
Email: tsimpson@princeton.edu

Thomas is the only member of the group not from the USA. This true-blooded Texan can draw his six-shooters and kill 12 armadillos faster than you can say 'What in tarnation!', and he can stomp out a mean square dance to boot. And don’t even bother asking him what’s in his secret, 'best in Texas' barbecue sauce recipe if you’d like to keep your face the way it is.